The Pizzeria - actual name unknown - is located about a block away from Dook and Flops' home. The duo are the most frequent, and quite possibly the only customers. The entire menu appears to be tailored to the two.

The decorations are an eclectic mix of tacky cultural appropriation that doesn't seem able to make up its mind about where it's going, typically mixing at least three to four cultures. Despite the decorations appearing to sometimes change, they always look kind of dingy and sad.