Odie Yotie
Odie Yotie is a slick, fast-talking attorney known for exploiting loopholes, bending laws, and weaving truth into whatever shape best serves his argument. He thrives in grey areas, representing clients of questionable character or misunderstood ambition. Despite his cunning nature, he operates strictly within legal boundaries—barely. He dislikes the desert and harbors a cryptic aversion to cacti, which ties into an untold darker past.
| Odie Yotie | |
|---|---|
 Character rendition of Odie. | |
| First appearance | Aftermath of Chaos |
| Species | Coyote |
| Gender | Male |
| Age | Late 20s |
| Residency | Odie's Law Firm |
| Role | Attorney |
Personality
- Clever & Opportunistic: Odie rarely misses a chance to manipulate a situation to his advantage, often with legal finesse.
- Charming & Pushy: Fluent in legalese and smooth persuasion, he dominates conversations and disarms with wit.
- Pragmatic but Theatrical: He views life as a courtroom drama, complete with dramatic pauses and flourishes.
- Secretive: Carefully conceals emotional vulnerabilities and personal history under layers of sarcasm and confidence.
Abilities
- Legal Wizardry: Expert at twisting contracts, redirecting blame, and finding loopholes that others overlook.
- Persuasion: Can talk almost anyone into almost anything—unless they catch on, which is rare.
- Emotional Control: Maintains composure under pressure, only cracking when deep personal wounds are touched.
Appearance
- Fur: Dusty beige-gray with desert tones.
- Eyes: Green, somewhere between lime and mid-forest.
- Clothing: Usually seen in a crisp blazer over a graphic tee, with a leather briefcase that doubles as a document vault. Often wears sunglasses indoors for no practical reason.
Relationships
- Dook: Finds Dook confusing and unreadable, which unsettles him. Suspects Dook sees through more than he lets on.
- Flops: Views Flops as unpredictable and a potential liability—but also a valuable wildcard in certain legal situations.
- Vivian Wease: Has a long-standing rivalry with Vivian, stemming from clashing ethics in shady car sales. He’s had to clean up after her deals more than once, and there's tension suggesting a complicated shared past.
- Bunnyrack O'Bunny: Odie prefers not to deal with Bunnyrack directly, often pushing negotiations through the mayor’s aides. Finds the mayor’s whimsy exhausting and baffling.
Trivia
- Hates cacti. Won’t enter buildings with more than three visible from the door. The reason is unknown.
- Keeps a folder labeled “Just in Case of Cosmic Legal Disruption” in his briefcase.
- Frequently quotes obscure subclauses no one has heard of—and they’re usually real.
- His handwriting is unreadable, even to himself, but he insists on handwritten annotations.
- Has never lost a case… that anyone can verify.
“Who needs reality when you have loopholes?” — Odie Yotie