Vivian Wease
Vivian Wease is a slick, stylish, and slightly dishonest used car saleswoman working at the Car Dealership, with a knack for making deals that technically follow the rules—while dancing on the edge of ethical disaster. Charismatic and calculated, she presents herself as trustworthy in ads but is far more shrewd and predatory in person. She thrives on negotiation, loves the game of sales, and knows exactly how to twist a situation to her advantage without ever breaking the law. She's also secretly a sushi fanatic.
| Vivian Wease | |
|---|---|
 DALL-E Sketch of Vivian | |
| First appearance | Escape from Winter |
| Species | Weasel |
| Gender | Female |
| Age | Early 30s |
| Residency | Vivian's Car Dealership |
| Role | Used Car Saleswoman |
Personality
- Charming & Manipulative: Vivian uses her allure and confidence to disarm buyers before locking them into airtight deals.
- Intelligent & Strategic: She always plays the long game, keeping contingencies ready for when things fall apart.
- Assertive & Sharp-Tongued: Doesn’t hesitate to speak her mind—especially when someone challenges her business practices.
- Image-Conscious: Maintains a polished public persona that hides her more ruthless, profit-driven instincts.
Abilities
- Sales Tactics: Knows how to appeal to emotions, bury red flags in fine print, and upsell anything with flair.
- Contract Ambiguity: Writes agreements in a way that makes customers feel safe—until they aren’t.
- Media Presence: Delivers convincing performances in her own over-the-top TV ads, often starring herself as the face of “Wild Deals with Wease!”
Appearance
- Fur: Sleek, dark brown with lighter facial highlights.
- Eyes: Golden hazel with a mischievous sparkle.
- Clothing: Usually in form-fitting black businesswear, sometimes with red or gold accents. Known for wearing heels and the occasional crop top or pencil skirt to enhance her confident, slightly suggestive style.
Relationships
- Dook: Finds Dook strange but harmless. Amused by his dreamy mannerisms, though she's unsure if he’s mocking her or just that weird.
- Flops: Flops fell for one of her flashy deals. She respects his boldness but enjoys watching him squirm when things go wrong.
- Odie Yotie: Long-standing rivalry built on legal battles and unfinished history. Vivian often sells flawed vehicles with buried clauses, and Odie has had to untangle the mess for his clients. They respect each other’s skill—but never stop circling.
- Bunnyrack O'Bunny: Thinks he’s adorable but tragically unfit for office. Has little patience for his innocence and once sold him a car with three steering wheels, just to see if he’d notice (he didn’t).
Trivia
- Keeps a cactus in her office as a subtle jab at Odie Yotie.
- Is the voice and star of her own TV ad jingle: “Drive it like you stole it—legally!”
- Knows exactly how long she can stall before a customer’s warranty expires.
- Her business has a 3.2-star rating—exactly the threshold where people trust it just enough.
- Has a hidden safe in her office disguised as a mini-fridge labeled “Leftover Sushi.”
“The only thing smoother than this ride is the contract I already got you to sign.” — Vivian Wease