Vivian's Car Dealership
Vivian's Car Dealership is a glossy, high-energy fixture just outside Sala City, offering deals that dazzle and fine print that disappears. Run entirely by Vivian, the dealership specializes in convincing you that today is the day to upgrade—whether your current vehicle needs replacing or not. Known for her magnetic sales pitches and suspiciously consistent inventory rotation, Vivian operates with a confident blend of charm, ambiguity, and legal safety nets.
Overview
- Type: Automotive Sales and Service
- First Appearance: Escape from Winter
- Location: Opposite side of Sala City center from Dook and Flops' House, adjacent to the Abandoned Gas Station
- Staff Highlight: Vivian Wease
Atmosphere
- Neon-lit, always sunny regardless of actual weather.
- Pop music looping from unseen speakers.
- “Limited time offers” refreshed daily.
- Scent of new plastic and coffee brewed just a little too strong.
- Car horns occasionally honk on their own.
Notable Features
- Showroom Floor: A spotless grid of cars rotated weekly for psychological effect.
- Sales Office: Glass-paneled corner with a cactus, black décor, and a sushi calendar.
- Test Drive Track: Always circles back mysteriously, even when turning left repeatedly.
- Warranty Counter: Also known as “The Desk of Hope and Regret”.
- Hidden Service Garage: Allegedly contains lifts and tools, but no one’s seen it in use.
Services Offered
- Vehicle Sales – Some brand new, some “pre-experienced,” all suspiciously affordable.
- Financing Plans – Designed to be technically legal in most jurisdictions.
- Trade-Ins – Appraised based on mood, weather, and perceived desperation.
- Insurance Referrals – Through “a guy Vivian knows”.
- Vehicle History Reports – Printed in wingdings, but laminated for confidence.
Trivia
- The dealership’s slogan is “Drive Your Dreams™” with no clear legal registration.
- Vivian’s cactus has never moved but sometimes appears on different shelves.
- A squirrel was once traded for a hybrid SUV—Vivian insists it was “a fair deal”.
- Every car radio is preset to Sala City Radio Station by default.
- Dook is oddly fixated on the cactus and refuses to explain why, but Vivian suspects Dook knows why already.
“It’s not just a car. It’s a commitment you didn’t know you couldn't afford.” — Vivian